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How We Celebrate Valentine’s Day Around Here

An image of a set of false upper teeth that say "I'll never be false to you, Valentine." Terrifying.

Well, it’s that day where you’re supposed to be nice to the people you love. And it’s mandatory. Because the greeting card people demand it. Anyway, for everyone else who is feeling left out of the festivities, Rob and I have soundtracks for you. Enjoy.

Oh, and that valentine image up top comes from the mighty (and vaguely terrifying) vintage valentine collection of Kipling West2.0. We highly recommend going and browsing.