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Your Weekend Justice #304: Hugh Beaumont in Drag

A piece of PDQ Bach's "The Seasonings" sheet music. The bass sings "Say Unto Me the Sooth."

You don’t wanna see that on your stairs.


There’s a lot of things I don’t wanna see on my stairs.


This episode was recorded 4 April 2023.


  • Differences between Widge and Tuffley
  • Non-wombats in hats
  • Formula 1
  • Record care
  • Amorphous people without renters’ agreements
  • Evil Billionaires
  • I think we’re talking about wrestling? Maybe?
  • Villain Mega Yachts
  • Bakeries as a yardstick
  • eBay and burning things
  • DeSantis vs. Disney
  • Florida Geography Hour
  • Star Wars Succession
  • Pickleball explained at last
  • Dolly Parton rocking
  • Rock n Roll Hall of Fame fantasies
  • The Oscars and the penalty box
  • Pinnocchio wars
  • Rox’s new title
  • How Florida is like Eurovision
  • Bald Eagle don’t shiv
  • JJ’s shocking childhood revelation
  • Parallel parking anything
  • Random soccer talk
  • Designated curmudgeon
  • Fred MacMurray and wine
  • Jon vs. the edible
  • Rob working out the Japanese
  • Mifune hair?!
  • New Edition trauma
  • Average white guys
  • Fun with streaming and the future
  • Vinyl vs. t-shirts
  • Dad Bros. vs. Mojo Mullets
  • Undermining JJ’s sense of self

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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