It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck now in a special Tim Burtonized edition starring Johnny Depp as Jon Boutelle and Helena Bonham Carter as ScottC with Rox of Spazhouse, Herbert Lom’s actual grand-niece, as herself. Also appearing are Oliver Reed as Serv and Yvonne Romain as Leigh. I am portrayed in the podcast by Frankenweenie. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. But this week, the costumes are awesome. You have been warned.