The 33rd Day of Halloween: Countess Dracula!

Countess Dracula

Happy 2nd Halloween everyone! Confused? It's an idea I gleaned from The Oatmeal a while back and it has helped me to make it through the holiday season since then. This way, you get all the food...and yet the mayhem of Halloween! Join me!

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By |November 24th, 2016|32 Days of Halloween|0 Comments

32 Days of Halloween IX, Day 32: Night of the Living Dead! (Naturally)

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Well, we've come to the end of another rollicking romp through the madness of First Halloween. Day 32, so you know what's coming...but before we get to that, we go to some classic audio. First, 1944 for Vincent Price appearing with Ida Lupino in an episode of Suspense. Then...a more recent recording, that of Christopher Lee reading a tale of Ambrose Bierce.

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32 Days of Halloween IX, Day 31: Mr. Sardonicus

Mr. Sardonicus

Ah, the glorious gimmickry of William Castle. Don't know what I mean? Before we get to tonight's film, which has a "Punishment Poll," here's the man himself to explain some of the shenanigans his productions would get up to. Castle was one of the pioneers of audience participation, so to speak.

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32 Days of Halloween IX, Day 30: The Return of Dracula!

Return of Dracula

Okay, normally I don't mention the feature film until after whatever short subject we're doing--but--the Count really is fascinated by that woman's ass, isn't he?

Ahem. We open with the surreal and disturbing world of William S. "Uncle Bill" Burroughs. This is an animated short based on his readings from the album Dead City Radio...and I could have sworn we posted this before. But apparently not. It's "Ah Pook is Here" and it's marvelous.

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32 Days of Halloween IX, Day 29: Mission Mars!

Mission Mars (1968)

Well, if we're going for sci-fi tonight (and we are) and specifically Mars (yes, that too), I think there's an obvious choice for what we open with. And we've made it.

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32 Days of Halloween IX, Day 28: Masque of the Red Death (1964)

Masque of the Red Death (1964)

Kids today...I don't think they appreciate how far we've come with Halloween costume technology. As you will see in what we have below, a Woolworth's commercial from 1977, you weren't so much going as the thing you wanted to go as...but more the idea of it. And in some cases, you weren't even really going as it...notice the Superman costume has a cheap red mask involved. The Toys R Us commercial from 1985 isn't much improvement.

So all you kids with your tiny muscle outfits and your molded plastic (that doesn't slice your eyeballs) and such, watch these and appreciate living in the future.

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32 Days of Halloween IX, Day 27: I Married a Monster From Outer Space!

I Married a Monster From Outer Space

To begin tonight's festivities, we go to a very disturbed thing: a selection from Silence! The Musical, which we've praised before. The brainchild of Jon and Al Kaplan, it's exactly what you think it is: a parody of Silence of the Lambs. From the original cast recording, please enjoy this NSFW selection, "Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket."

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32 Days of Halloween IX, Day 26: Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell!

Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell

To kick tonight off, let's go to a story from your friend and mine, Boris Karloff. It's from his series Tales of the Frightened. This is "The Deadly Dress."

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32 Days of Halloween IX, Day 25: The Unknown (1927)

Lon Chaney in The Unknown (1927)

Vincent Price was a true renaissance man. In addition to acting, he was a connoisseur of art and also of food. I believe we've discussed before the series of albums he released going over various world cuisines and providing recipes. Here, however, is a completely different sort of recipe: for a nice dish called "The Hand of Glory."

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By |October 24th, 2016|32 Days of Halloween|0 Comments

32 Days of Halloween IX, Day 24: The Walking Dead (1936)

The Walking Dead (1936)

Tonight is the Season 7 premiere of The Walking Dead. It is going to be rough, as somebody is going to be Lucilled, presumably out of the starting gate. If you're not up for that level of violence, may we humbly recommend watching this instead: the 1936 The Walking Dead, starring Boris Karloff as a convict brought back to life in order to seek out those who framed him. This is barbed-wire-laced-baseball-bat free. Enjoy.

By |October 23rd, 2016|32 Days of Halloween|0 Comments