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Posted on 01.17.08 by Widge @ 10:10 pm
Comments on this: 4 so far. Add your own.  It's sort of hard to go wrong when reviewing a drink like Brawndo. First of all, it's a joke drink based on a film that hardly anyone watched. By extension, a drink that's hard to take seriously isn't really going to have a review that should be taken seriously. And second, when the "commercial" for the drink states that it tastes like copulating with a semi, well, it's set the drinker's expectations low enough where if it lives up to its claim, well, can you blame the reviewer for saying the advertising was true? Of course, one would have to admit to knowing what making love to a semi truck would taste like in the first place in order to state that the comparison was accurate, but that's something we shan't think much on. I was afraid that the drink would, in fact, taste as promised. Especially since it sports sucralose, which, if you've been reading this site for any length of time, you know I believe in all honesty is the seed of Satan. Anyway, the drink itself is greenish, and it tastes citrusy-limey and not actually unpleasant. The sucralose is there but the terrible aftertaste of the stuff is tempered enough that this is the first sucralose-sweetened energy drink I've actually finished. So that's pretty high praise. Most of them just get poured down the drain after two sips they're so damn nasty. Categorized as: Drinks and Reviews
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Posted on 01.10.08 by ScottC @ 10:48 am
Comments on this: none yet. Add your own.  Here at Needcoffee, we do not make any judgments on anyone else's caffeine delivery system. Widge's is primarily coffee while I drink a lot of Diet Coke. Of course we are on the lookout for new and novel ways to get that miracle molecule into our bodies. Well, Thinkgeek is now selling tea. Tea, you say, that's been around for centuries. Ah, but this tea has been hand picked (or paw picked) by monkeys. Yes, this oolong tea is picked by monkeys trained by Chinese monks, so you know its chock full of fu. Of course, the package called it antioxidants but we know the truth. I would suggest picking up some now because Dindrane is talking about sending agents of the Glorious Revolution to help the monkeys form a union. Categorized as: Drinks
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Posted on 11.14.07 by Widge @ 9:48 pm
Comments on this: none yet. Add your own.  Scientists have taken the date at which known chocolate drinks were being imbibed in Central America and pushed it back about 500 years. They apparently studied some pottery bits from around 1100 BCE... Residue from the pots contained theobromine, which occurs in the cacao plant and is the source of chocolate, the researchers said in Monday's online edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. Also published were findings that the discovery of Nutrasweet and Splenda doubtless caused the collapse of the Mayan civilization. That last part might be awaiting...cough...peer review. Image: Kakawa Chocolates. Categorized as: Drinks
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Posted on 08.24.07 by Widge @ 2:12 pm
Comments on this: none yet. Add your own. Plenty of surprises here. The fact the vid is amusing enough for me to post, even though it's for a diet drink--that's a surprise. Of course, what they don't tell you is that the little critter's innate evil has been amped up by drinking diet soft drinks in first place. I mean, honestly, the guy in the suit is the supplier. Think about it. Surprise! Categorized as: Drinks
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Posted on 08.15.07 by Widge @ 2:58 am
Comments on this: none yet. Add your own.  Okay, Energy Fiend posted how to make an energy drink in seven easy steps. Did you know that there are services that will slap your custom label on their energy drink can? I did not. This is really, really tempting. Of course, if I were to create Chazz in a Can, or whatever the hell it would be called, would anybody buy it? If you have thoughts, share them here. Categorized as: Drinks
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Posted on 08.11.07 by Widge @ 7:25 pm
Comments on this: none yet. Add your own.  Review: Party like a rockstar, sure, but only if your idea of a party involves a sucralose-laced drink that tastes like somebody took all the flavoring you would expect from a pomegranate Dum-Dum lollipop and then melted it down with some low-grade plastic. This drink might be 50% juice and 100% energy, but it's 125% undrinkable. Two decent sized sips, then the rest went into the sink. Time: 18 seconds. Categorized as: Drinks and Reviews
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Posted on 07.19.07 by Widge @ 8:16 pm
Comments on this: none yet. Add your own.  Well, Playboy has been no stranger to the stimulant-loving demographic. After all, they have been stimulating men for decades. And, speaking as one of the three males on the planet who actually read the magazine part of the magazine, the articles and interviews are actually very interesting. Now, BevBlog tells us that we will soon see a Playboy Energy Drink. They joke that the secret ingredient is Viagra, but we beg to differ: it's obviously a serious secret, but whatever it is, they had to lower Hef's supply of it during development of the drink. We know this because he did, after all, downsize from twenty-four girlfriends to just three. Categorized as: Drinks
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Posted on 06.29.07 by Widge @ 12:13 am
Comments on this: none yet. Add your own. Categorized as: Drinks and Reviews
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Posted on 06.20.07 by Widge @ 6:52 pm
Comments on this: none yet. Add your own.  Review: This is supposed to be the berry-infused cousin of Vault, the energy drink from Coke that, while tasty, looks like it escaped from Herbert West's syringe. Trouble is: I got a lot of Vault taste with this, but not a great deal of berry. It came off as Vault that had simply been colored red. That might be nice for Xmas decorations, but when it comes to taste: meh. I'll stick with the original. Time: 20 seconds. Categorized as: Drinks and Reviews
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Posted on 05.16.07 by Widge @ 2:05 am
Comments on this: none yet. Add your own.  In a first for the U.S., a carbonated soft drink is going to be available in aluminum bottles. That is coming from Mountain Dew, but it's only in select markets, and only from May to October. Although if they sell like mad, you can expect another round of it, I'm sure. So if you like it, buy it. Anyway, to draw more attention to this endeavor, they've snagged over a dozen artists to make limited edition designs for the bottles. That's one from Troy Denning you can see there. We've got a full list of the artists after the break, but if you want to see their flashy site that shows all the art and more, check out Green Label Art. Categorized as: Drinks and Headsup
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