Tag - Cthulhu

Elder Gods Fetishist!

Definitely not something you see everyday: a Cthulhu leather mask, wings, and claws! For those of you with a thing for non-Euclidean domination that will drive you mad, I guess you should rejoice. For the rest of us, we can just dig on the...

Rob Schneider

Odds and Ends for 12-14-2005

An appetizer platter of time-wasting morsels. All for you. No, really. We monogrammed them and everything. This sums up our take on Xmas this year. Mission: Impossible 3, in utter desperation to make us want to show the slightest bit of...

The Mingled Agony of All the Lost

Oh my. It’s what we’ve all been searching for during our dreams of Cyclopean cities buried under shimmering masses of eldritch smoke: mashups of The Family Circus and Lovecraft. I’m just wondering where the “Not...

R’lyeh Refugee Washes Ashore in China

Experts are feigning ignorance as to what this thing might be, but you and I know better. It’s a shoggoth. Clear as day. But maybe this is their own feint, their own misdirect before their own hellish version of Operation Overlord. If...

Santa Cthulhu Plushie (2001) – Toy...

Figure: Packaging: N/A Produced by Toy Vault Asking Price: US$29.95 My Advice: Own It. He’s so cute…but so damn evil. Gaze upon that eye there, that unfeeling portal of evil. Makes Sauron look like the wuss we all know him to be...