Your Weekend Justice #142: Sipping Something From the Haunted Coffee Pot

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that got you a bunch of stuff that was the wrong size for Christmas, and made paper dolls out of the gift receipt. So. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Sorry, Leigh

Agenda:

  • How this podcast is like a mutated sexually transmitted disease
  • Irish heathen television
  • Jon explains Big Lebowski
  • Jon vs. Mission Impossible (SPOILERS)
  • Proof that referencing the clip show does not put your clip in the clip show
  • Welcome to the States, Aaron!
  • Rox vs. The Wicker Sequel
  • Snoop Dogg vs. Martha Stewart vs. Christopher Lee
  • Ancient Aliens
  • American Horror Story
  • Haunted coffee pot!
  • Leigh vs. SCIENCE!
  • The Doctor Who Xmas Special
  • Rox vs. Tintin
  • Scott’s New Year’s Eve Special
  • Pineapple vs. Lady Parts!
  • MAN-BITCH!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:58+00:00 January 6th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|6 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #140: A Harry Bemis For the 21st Century

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that sold its soul to Viggo Mortensen years ago. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Country Cow Noisemaker

    Agenda:

  • How’s the weather?
  • When are we starting?
  • Hijacking the Rock Lobster!
  • The Three Laws of Sexbotics
  • Attempts to talk Walking Dead
  • Hockey vs. Skyrim
  • Leigh’s Cock Obsession
  • DragonCon costume ideas
  • Podcast playback
  • Finally, Walking Dead!
  • John Carter and sexism
  • Trailers
  • Tintin
  • Fuckin’ Viggo
  • ScottC and therapy
  • Tim Burton‘s The Smurfs
  • Glee and Carrie Fisher
  • Sherlock Holmes 2
  • Black Mirror
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:34:37+00:00 December 9th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|6 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #139: Lock This Episode in the Barn and Feed It Chickens

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is bigoted against sexism, sexist against racism, and racist against Speed Racer. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Battle Chasers

    Agenda:

  • Bradley Cooper and why Limitless is a great film
  • Rox, the bodies, and the chocolate coins
  • Happy birthday, Aaron
  • New Year’s Eve creepage or the lack thereof
  • Widge hates everyone
  • ScottC, walker
  • Muppets!
  • Holy shit, it’s Kim!
  • Rox revisits Tintin
  • Rox’s Hugo review
  • Jon’s Dave Grohl happiness
  • Trailers
  • The Rock‘s career
  • Kim’s trailer report
  • Defending Waterworld
  • Whatever happened to Touchstone?
  • Occupy Pornos!
  • Scooter!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:34:42+00:00 December 2nd, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #133: Wood For Sheep

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast spends way too much discusses what costumes are sexy and which are not. And which one are not, not, not. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Costume WTF Jesus GAH

    Agenda:

  • Settlers of Catan
  • Rox gets upgraded (not a euphemism)
  • Arbor Mist in Ireland
  • We’re in a car!
  • Barn door’s open! (But we edit it out)
  • Murder By Death
  • Jon, costumes and hair
  • Random Halloween costume discussion
  • Sexy Hobo with a Shotgun!
  • Compliments in Ireland
  • Avengers trailer!
  • Judge Judy vs. Thor!
  • Chest hair and Alice in Wonderland
  • Sam Jackson on Twitter
  • Paul, camp and drugs
  • Kora and Kongs and food
  • How to quit DirectTV
  • Netster! Qwikflix! Whatever!
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:36:31+00:00 October 14th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    DragonCon 2011: Make the Bad Men Stop

    DragonCon 2011: Make the Bad Men Stop

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    Well, the Weekend Justice League has taken the week off so we can recover from DragonCon. Those of you who wonder why it takes so long to recover have never been. But do not despair. We will not leave you with nothing. Thanks to the machinations of Captain Tech, Jon Boutelle, we’ve managed to record a lot of stuff. And this is the first bit of stuff.

    It’s Make the Bad Men Stop, our annual foray into the realms of pop culture adaptations (usually for the big screen), in which we do our best to crush the hopes and dreams of our audience. We do this on Leigh’s track and pretty much open and close her room with it. This was recorded on Friday, September 2nd. (Jesus, was that just a week ago?) The second part was recorded the following Monday and will be posted eventually. The reason I’m sending this out over the Weekend Justice feed as well is not only because it, in essence, is our pinch-podcast for this week…but you’ll see that live we’re eeriely like we are Memorex.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:38:03+00:00 September 9th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Hergé and Tintin: A Primer

    Herge and Tintin

    R.M. Rhodes, comic creator and friend of French comics, returns to introduce the uninitiated to a classic artist and character…

    Hergé was born Georges Remi; the name Hergé comes from the French pronunciation of the initials RG. In the 1920s, he produced a comic strip starring a young adult named Tintin who was ostensibly a reporter and travelled widely. Tintin was an overnight success and Hergé produced several more stories (including the controversial Tintin in the Congo) over the next several years.

    The best of these books is The Blue Lotus, chronicling Tintin’s trip to China. This book was also the best-researched book to date and is markedly better than previous works. This story is also notable for the fact that it includes a depiction of the Japanese invasion of Manchuria.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:43:45+00:00 February 19th, 2011|Stimuli|Comments Off on Hergé and Tintin: A Primer

    Stuff: Gaiman Takes the Newbery

    Neil Gaiman with friend

    Crowley and Aziraphale?

  • Neil Gaiman‘s The Graveyard Book won the Newbery Medal. And he managed not to swear in amazement and delight at the librarians and teachers who broke the news. Read the story here. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
  • A new Bonnie and Clyde? Apparently so. Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers (Dawn of the Dead remake) are set to star. Not a remake of the 1967 film, but a brand new take. I never did catch War, Inc., but I understand Duff broke away from her good girl image so maybe this shouldn’t be immediately dismissed. But then again, I understand erotic dancing with a live scorpion will do that for you. Source.
  • Atkinson’s doing Oliver! and now Lenny Henry is doing Othello. Anyone who doesn’t think this is cool please raise your hand so you can be slapped. Shows starts at the West Yorkshire Playhouse in Leeds on February 14. Source.
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    By | 2017-09-24T23:06:38+00:00 January 26th, 2009|Stuff You Need to Know|2 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know, Sunday, September 21, 2008

    Thompson Twins
  • Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are going to play The Thompson Twins in the Tintin movies, according to Chortle. You need to think again if you’re expecting a performance of “Doctor Doctor,” although that would be terribly amusing, admittedly. No, they’re detectives in the original strips. And Chortle says Spielberg is co-directing with Peter Jackson? I hadn’t heard that before. And it might not make a difference, because Universal apparently is a bit perturbed at the $130M cost of the film. But, seriously folks, Beowulf cost $150M and still made its money back internationally–and that was a Zemeckis mo-cap film, which we all know are populated with zombies. Kingdom of the Vast Disappoinment was the last Spielberg joint, it cost $185M and made a crapload of money. So I’m not sure how this can go wrong, at least financially. Source for $ amounts: Box Office Mojo.

    Update: Bailey points out that Paramount is stepping up for fundage and Universal has pulled out–thanks to the L.A. Times found via Comics2Film. The full article on the deal with what’s happening with Dreamworks can be found here.

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    By | 2017-09-24T23:12:27+00:00 September 21st, 2008|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments