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Your Weekend Justice #142: Sipping Something From the Haunted Coffee Pot

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that got you a bunch of stuff that was the wrong size for Christmas, and made paper dolls out of the gift receipt. So. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Sorry, Leigh


  • How this podcast is like a mutated sexually transmitted disease
  • Irish heathen television
  • Jon explains Big Lebowski
  • Jon vs. Mission Impossible (SPOILERS)
  • Proof that referencing the clip show does not put your clip in the clip show
  • Welcome to the States, Aaron!
  • Rox vs. The Wicker Sequel
  • Snoop Dogg vs. Martha Stewart vs. Christopher Lee
  • Ancient Aliens
  • American Horror Story
  • Haunted coffee pot!
  • Leigh vs. SCIENCE!
  • The Doctor Who Xmas Special
  • Rox vs. Tintin
  • Scott’s New Year’s Eve Special
  • Pineapple vs. Lady Parts!
  • [ad#rightpost]

  • Sex-tion
  • Trying to make you see
  • Beardy Bum!
  • Leigh is not a Singamajing
  • Leigh is not a dwarf
  • Leigh is not a hobbit
  • Leigh is not a Borrower
  • 2012 preview! (Sorta)
  • The problem with Tarsem
  • Leigh’s son vs. the record store
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Walking Dead
  • The problem with Prince Valiant
  • Rob vs. It’s a Wonderful Life
  • African ooze bugs
  • Sex for gas
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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    • Much like the summer I spent at that camp/compound in Utah, I have apparently scrubbed my memory clean of the actual traumatic events that were my first days on WEJ.

      It was episode 16 (not “thirty-something” as I stated in this episode) that was my first Justice appearance. The cast for that night was Widge, Rob, Tuffley, and Rox.

      At the time, it weighed in at ‘long’ 1 hour and 30 minutes.

      In fact, episode 16 was a follow up to a marathon episode that was SO long at 2 hours and 10 minutes, Widge inserted added an intermission.

      Interestingly, it was that ‘really long’ episode (#15) that was Rox’s first appearance. Coincidence? I think not.

    • Ah ha! The truth about the Spike comes out — Jon used TWO packets of the stuff, not one (like I did).