Chocablog lets us know that scientists have created chocolate that won't melt. Apparently, not even in your mouth.
Sweet Dr. Venture sketch from Chrisis.org.
Chocolate is perfect as it is! When will humanity learn that they can't often (ever?) improve upon Nature?
"Welcome, Tantalus, to 2006! Plenty to drink now, oh, and help yourself to the chocolates over there!"