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At Last: The Missing Dio Album Cover Art is Found!

The Last F-ckin Unicorn from Threadless

Why this t-shirt isn’t available in black velvet, I have no idea. With some slow Southern style as a side item, naturally. Black velvet with ink that glows under a black light, of course. Click through to see the full thing and you’ll know what I mean.

Maybe this is me trying to make up for the My Little Pony video I posted.