You get Dead Snow. Or as Ken termed it, Das Evil Dead. Because "if it's undead and bleeds, it leads," it's here now.
Isn't it funny how Creepy Old Guy Sent By The Writers to Foreshadow The Bad Shit is even creepier when he's speaking German? I mean, he's not speaking any lines that haven't been riffed on a hundred times in similar films, but...man, it just sounds like The Really, Really Bad Shit when it comes across in that way.
Do we have a release date stateside for this glorious mess?
Thanks to Paul for being on zombie duty.