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Your Weekend Justice #201: This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that survived DragonCon and luckily suffers from only the same disorders that it did beforehand. It shall now spend three hours telling you all about them.


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  • Everybody had a week
  • Derelict beer post-action report
  • DragonCon shenanigans
  • Zombies and scotch
  • Derelict: first the zine, now the coasters
  • Drinking underage and shipping issues
  • Jon’s lament
  • All smells come from New Jersey
  • DragonCon room frenzy
  • Rox’s shipping tips
  • DragonCon’s whore
  • Rob’s DragonCon tips
  • Cults made easy
  • Widge vs. the Coroner of Darkness
  • Luther vs. Notting Hill
  • Conquered by movies
  • The Man Who Left Rob and Rox Speechless
  • DragonCon Dealer Scrip (or something)
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  • Items for geeks who have too much money
  • Desk UK
  • Law & Order UK
  • Jon dry humps an entire cinema
  • Confusion about Gravity. Yes, the film.
  • All we are saying…is give television a chance. A brief one.
  • American Horror Story
  • Casting blowback mayhem
  • Fearing the new Batman and rehashing the most recent Superman
  • The case against Abbott & Costello
  • Fun with The Shining
  • Collecting the Waynes
  • Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good. Thanks for everybody who came out to support us live. You are all amazing beasts.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Earth Rocker. Send them love and coin.

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    • For Widge and/or Rox, re: The Woman in Black.
      Have either of you seen the play on which (I believe, and if I’m wrong, please correct me) the movie is based? It’s an amazing two man show, with a plot twist at the end that’s pretty great. I was fortunate enough to be in it, and every performance, the audience was FREAKED. THE HELL. OUT.

    • The cookie was from Carmel and Casey, their bff Jeremy, and Jack (Carmel’s brother). We all listen to Weekend Justice on our commutes, and it helps bring happiness into our lives. Because while we are stressed from work, we know that somewhere…people are talking about cool things. The cookie is a small portion of our thanks to you.

    • Carmel: Thank you, all of you. All I knew was that I walked in the room and the Cookie Fairy had arrived at some point before I got there. Know This: you became a Very Cool Thing we talked about. :-)

      Hell, I still talk about it. Among my people, we sing madrigals about giant cookies of old. So.