Your Weekend Justice #247: We Never Thought This Would Happen to Us, But…

Smokey and the Bandit Snowman Truck

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck…and holy shit, we’ve worked our way out of the 2015 recording archive and we careen into 2016. Amusingly, at the time of this recording, we still have no idea what a shitshow the year will be. Come join us and remember a kinder, more naive universe.

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By | 2017-09-24T22:24:37+00:00 February 21st, 2017|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

Plea for Sanity: STOP the Tinkering

Tinkerer

There is a plague, albeit of the First World variety, that has spread online through our technology…and it simply has to stop. I’m talking about the Tinkering.

By Tinkering, I mean screwing around with something that’s working perfectly well until you’ve basically ruined it. I mean not leaving well enough alone. Remember when Pinterest was, you know, a good place to pin and share images? Now anytime the iPhone app is anywhere near functional, I won’t update it for months. Like the very handy “You’ve just switched to the app with a URL in the clipboard, would you like to pin it?” feature, which works now about 7% of the time.

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By | 2017-09-24T22:25:04+00:00 September 17th, 2016|Stimuli|1 Comment

Your Weekend Justice #211: How to Make a Margarita With a Shredder (in a Clown Car)

Its Hummer Time - Not Happy Birthday!

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that can’t hear you because it’s got a bottle of Prosecco in its ear. We said: we can’t hear you, because the podcast has a bottle of Prosecco in its ear!

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Agenda:

  • Doc brings the pain
  • Gaming consoles and home fix-it mayhem
  • Somebody shoot Jack Frost in the face
  • Rox, who hasn’t killed Widge
  • Who’s going to die? You know, die?
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:26:34+00:00 March 1st, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Yet Another Article About Why iOS 7 is Rubbish. Sorry.

    Donald Duck Applecore

    Note: Before I begin, I’d like to state for the record that I understand that no one has died, no one is on fire and no one is trapped in a car that is rapidly sinking into a lake. I am about to rant about a smartphone, which is the epitome of a “First World Problem.” There are many other problems in the world that are a bigger priority than this one. In fact, most of them are bigger. However, this is a pop culture site that considered The Last Airbender a war crime. So perspective is something we are well aware of yet choose to brush aside for entertainment purposes. You know that, I know that, and so…let’s begin.

    It is well documented on this site and on podcasts that my previous phone was a Samsung Captivate running Android. I have a personal rule. Understanding that I would be, if left to my own devices (no pun intended), one of those people who buys every single new and shiny device that came out, my rule is that I can’t buy the next X until the current X dies. So I am very careful about what device I buy, knowing that I am stuck with it for a while.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:26:47+00:00 November 12th, 2013|Stimuli|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #203: Fancy Hats and Evilness

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that wants to put Dirk Benedict and Abe Vigoda in a new TV show where they team-up and fight crime. And don’t pretend you wouldn’t watch the hell out of that.

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    Jabberjaw

    Agenda:

  • The joy of DVRs
  • Aiding to the delinquency of a minor. Well, several minors.
  • Death rays on a budget
  • Rox vs. The Giant Ants
  • ScottC vs. The Legion of Super-Heroes
  • The Blacklist (SPOILERS)
  • Sleepy Hollow(s)
  • Breaking Bad vs. Newhart
  • Abe Vigoda, in a van, eating ice cream, going off a bridge backwards. At a concert.
  • Blackfish, psycho sea life and the psychos that hang out with them
  • Miscommunicating with Mildred
  • Agents of SHIELD confessions
  • A preference for shooting the hostage
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:08+00:00 October 11th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    A Brand New Way to Come Flip Out With Us

    Need Coffee Flipboard iPhone Need Coffee Flipboard iPad

    So there I was, staring down the barrel of Google killing their perfectly good (IMO anyway) Reader. Alternatives? There are many. A lot that are way too fancy for me–sometimes you just want a boring damn list of stuff, right?

    But then I ran across Flipboard. There is something oddly satisfying about the notion flipping through feeds like they were a magazine. I find this to be especially so on the iPad version of the app, since you are flipping from left to right and, you know, it’s a decent-sized screen for reading things. Especially when you are no-sighted (the ultimate combo of near- and farsighted) like me. It was nifty, sure.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:49+00:00 May 14th, 2013|Stimuli|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #191: Schrodinger’s Michonne

    Sorry for the delay…was busy doing the things that help pay the mortgage so I have a roof over my blogging cave. Want to help with that and thus remove roadblocks to podcasting? Find out more here. Any and all help is greatly appreciated and helps delay the further greying of Widge’s beard.

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that was ready to be the first beer growler store in Woodbury…and then it all went to shit. Thanks a lot, Gov. Prick.

    [audio:http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice040513.mp3]

    Every Ounce Counts Growler from Norther Brewer

    Agenda:

  • Celebrate 500 years of Florida with growlers
  • Feet hatred, Easter and patch avoidance
  • Huey Lewis and the advancing decrepitude
  • Introducing Leigh to Back to the Future
  • Duran Duran retrospective
  • Catching up with David Bowie
  • Trying to catch up with Grimm
  • Mini bonding
  • Non-fun with road rash
  • From behind: Microsoft vs. Apple
  • Need Coffee vs. the Final Four
  • The latest with Doctor Who (SPOILERS)
  • Haunted by the cardboard Hitchcock
  • Lindsay Lohan and the demon seed
  • Bioshock: The Thesis
  • Walking Dead‘s season end (SPOILERS) and unemployment
  • If only the zombie apocalypse had a Professor
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:12+00:00 April 6th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #190: House of Cards, Condo of Monopoly Money

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that has unraveled the vast conspiracy that links Sesame Street with SPECTRE. The truth can finally be revealed.

    [audio:http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.needcoffee.com/podcasts/wjustice032213.mp3]

    Bob McGrath: Thunderball

    Agenda:

  • Lice and parenting update
  • Damn you, atheists!
  • The trouble with schools
  • Song of the South revisited
  • Spicy brains. And prions.
  • At last, a reason for education!
  • Apple shopping online
  • Catching up with Robin
  • Kato Boutelle
  • Walking Dead lameness (SPOILERS)
  • The Following (SPOILERS)
  • House of Cards (SPOILERS)
  • Top Gear and reality
  • Remembering (incorrectly) Saturday Night Live
  • The black hole of Sesame Street
  • What…Bali Hai?
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:15+00:00 March 22nd, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|7 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #187: Christoph Waltz *is* The German Fonz

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, which has always had tattoos. You just thought they were painted on. Of course, it’s tattooed inside its skin. Best not to ask.

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    Hawkeye Converse (for Kim)

    Agenda:

  • Jon’s daughter’s Les Miserables review
  • Serv vs. musicals
  • The potential news (prediction…oh dear)
  • What to get Rox for Xmas
  • Ongoing and increasing decrepitude
  • SuperBowl commercial round-up
  • Leigh denies the funk
  • Quick Fringe redux
  • The Following
  • Leigh, the alcohol denmother
  • ScottC, would-be killer
  • The trouble with cycling
  • Rox’s winning photo here
  • The secret of beer glasses
  • Conepocalypse
  • House of Cards
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:23+00:00 February 8th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments