Your Weekend Justice #201: This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that survived DragonCon and luckily suffers from only the same disorders that it did beforehand. It shall now spend three hours telling you all about them.

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Ron Jeremy

Agenda:

  • Everybody had a week
  • Derelict beer post-action report
  • DragonCon shenanigans
  • Zombies and scotch
  • Derelict: first the zine, now the coasters
  • Drinking underage and shipping issues
  • Jon’s lament
  • All smells come from New Jersey
  • DragonCon room frenzy
  • Rox’s shipping tips
  • DragonCon’s whore
  • Rob’s DragonCon tips
  • Cults made easy
  • Widge vs. the Coroner of Darkness
  • Luther vs. Notting Hill
  • Conquered by movies
  • The Man Who Left Rob and Rox Speechless
  • DragonCon Dealer Scrip (or something)
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:15+00:00 September 14th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|5 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #93: Casablanca Gets You Laid

    It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that will order a metric ton of tatertots and charge the lot to your hotel room. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Schoolhouse Rock Interjections: Ouch!

    Agenda:

    • Rox vs. her Xmas cards
    • Jon vs. flooring
    • Celebrate homicide, come on!
    • Leigh vs. counting!
    • Rob replaced by a computer!
    • BBC iPlayer comes to the US
    • BBC America
    • Editing shows
    • Law & Order UK
    • The Hobo Report!
    • Leigh’s family’s attempt to become hobos
    • Ford vs. Hobos
    • Scott’s school update and what he’s doing to pass
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:45:35+00:00 December 10th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #79: Sharks With Hands

    It’s among you even now: another episode of Weekend Justice. Diabolically devised to entertain you at the end of your work week. It’s the equivalent of coming up from deep water slowly to avoid the bends. Please note: this podcast is profane, politically incorrect and just all around incorrect. It’s flat wrong. Listen at your own risk.

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    Jetpacks will turn your legs to glass

    Agenda:

    • Poppy revisited
    • The Ritter family
    • Network television
    • Scott flips out over Sherlock
    • British vs. American television
    • Law & Order
    • Anime and series
    • Scott takes care of things
    • Caffeine addicts
    • Doctors’ signatures
    • Piranha 3D
    • Shellac your coconut halves
    • Rox’s scene!
    • The syphilis metaphor
    • Jerry Zucker
    • The Woman in Black
    • Wuthering Heights
    • The Haunting of Hill House
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:49:15+00:00 August 20th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Stuff: Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad… Except for Dancing

    If they start singing Mr. Jones by the Counting Crows, then there will be serious repercussions.

    Some movie news websites want to make you read 700 words just to find out who was cast in what. Screw that. We read all the nonsense and pass the time savings onto you. All the pop culture news you need, at your leisure, in a single post. You’re welcome.

  • Animal Farm…the musical. No bullshit. Apparently the people that brought you the musical version of Billy Elliot are working on this, but no start date yet. Not for a while. Let me break that down for you: Elton John, the man who wrote the songs for The Lion King is working on songs to put in the mouths of Snowball and Napoleon. Weigh that. Source.
  • Russell Brand, who is killing me loudly with his Arthur remake (currently in production) is in talks to play the swashbuckling John Hawkwood at Fox. (Don’t worry, I had never heard of him before either. Go here.) Jared Stern, who’s apparently done work for Disney, is scribing. And will “create a screenplay tailored around Brand’s image.” So…Hawkwood will have…huge…hair…? Source.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:49:31+00:00 August 2nd, 2010|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #51: A Tale of Fountain Pens and Cholera and Iguanas

    Edith Bunker

    And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. You can’t say we didn’t warn you.

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    Agenda:

    • Scribecast
    • Legends of The Unique Geek
    • What’s in the bottle?
    • The next guest star on SVU
    • Parks and Recreation
    • The Mentalist
    • Penn and Teller and Service
    • Jon’s night job
    • Fantasy podcast?
    • Rox’s list of films with snot bubbles
    • White Lion
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:55:07+00:00 January 22nd, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|10 Comments

    Stuff: You Live Actioned My Battleship (Yamato)!

    There’s a lot of stuff happening these days in Popculturitania. Don’t worry, here’s your quick tour of what’s what. One post, and you can move on with your day. And as a reminder, if you want to purchase something we mention in here, doing so through this site gives us kickbacks, which helps pay for coffee. And you know, the server. In that order. Enjoy.

  • The previously mentioned Space Battleship Yamato looks like it might be live-actiontastic. It’s out from Toho and going to hit Japan in December. Check this out:

    Direct link for the feedreaders.
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  • By | 2017-09-24T22:55:51+00:00 January 3rd, 2010|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know: Do You Think They’ve Offered “Gobots” to Uwe Boll Yet?

    Stargate SG-1 cast
  • Amazon has the entire series of Stargate SG-1 on sale today for $131.99, which is 60% off. While stocks last, of course.

    Also Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz are out on Blu-Ray September 22nd. Click on the titles to pre-order yours…although I see Hot Fuzz is just a reminder thing and not an order yet. I’ll keep an eye on it.

    And Tuffley reminded me that Windows 7 is available for pre-order on Amazon as well: here.

    Speaking of Nick Frost and Simon Pegg, in case you hadn’t seen it, Nick’s on Twitter. We need Simon on there. And their next film, Paul, has a website up where they’re going berserk with the behind the scenes stuff.

    Direct link for the feedreaders.

    And speaking of Blu-Ray, the original film MASH is hitting it September 1st. No pre-order available yet.

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    By | 2017-09-24T23:01:44+00:00 June 30th, 2009|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Stuff: AMG is Coming Right At You… Yes, You There on the Couch

    3-D audience
  • Amazon has the upcoming 2-Blu-Ray/1 DVD combo of Snow White (which we had previously mentioned) available for pre-order. You can pre-order that here or the straight-up 2-DVD version here. They’re out October 6th and November 24th respectively. Also, Spaceballs hits Blu-Ray on June 16th. You can pre-order yours here.
  • AMG wants to be the first 3-D network. The gist of what you need to know is that AMG TV is being bought and the folks behind it want to build up enough of a library that they can have “the first full-time 3-D network in the country.” How do you get the tech to have 3-D at home, so we can watch cool shit like Coraline and Monsters vs. Aliens and such? “two solutions: an add-on box for cable and satellite subscribers; and an ‘enhancement’ that will turn any HD television into a 3-D TV for about $50, including the cost of glasses.” Ah, but the coolness is tempered: they call it a 5 on a scale of 1-10 for quality, but it beats what we have right now for home options. Man, the 3-D sci-fi and horror festivals alone might be worth the price of admission for that thing, I don’t know about you guys… Source.
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    By | 2017-09-24T23:03:58+00:00 April 15th, 2009|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments