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Bad News, Doug

The reason there’s no picture for this entry is that the target is a comic strip about current events that should concern us all. Just so you know what you’re in for, though, here’s a taste:

I accidentally surprised my first girlfriend with a bio-ooze attack. It was not well received.

Hmm. “Taste” was a bad choice of words mayhap. My bad.

Found via The Consumerist.


  • That’s hilarious! Don’t know if you’ve seen it or not but Maxim magazine’s online site has a large collection of ‘unintentional porn’ ads…which this would definitely fit in…that are hilarious.

  • “a code they must live by…” Good people should be concerned. Yeah, we played “cops & robbers”, “cowboys & Indians”, clutched our chests when hit with an imaginary bullet or arrow, but we didn’t know, that was real blood not catsup. Imagine the effect, if the big kid (bully) was “black” and the little kid (victim) was “white” and so on through out the video. What subliminal message is being sent to all the youth watching it? “teach them before it’s too late, before they are 6 or 7 or 8, to hate all the people their relatives hate…”. Why not have a smaller child blasting bigger ones? With gangs and violence very real thing, with kids bringing real guns into schools to “shoot ’em up”, it’s sad there aren’t more socially responsible adults around.

  • Mary: Just off the top of my head, I think the “message” to kids is “Getting hit with ooze is gross and ewww.” But thanks for playing.