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When Retro Costumes Attack!

Rubiks Cube Costume

If you want to scare the literal crap out of people this Halloween, why not consider dressing up in one of these terrifying costumes from back in the day, where a bad plastic mask and a billboard on your chest for a television show or game was considered proper form? All the guys who spent hours and hours perfecting their zombie and ghostly selves will bow to your obvious mastery of horror. Want to know how to reduce a man in his mid- to late thirties to tears? Use this exchange.

Q: “What are you supposed to be?”

A: “Your childhood.”

Then watch them run crying home to momma. Guaranteed.

Found via MAKE Blog.