This is a long distance dedication to all of you young bastards who never understood why I would say “Hey good lookin’, we’ll be back to pick you up later!” into random microphones.
And let’s cogitate upon that for the briefest of moments. You are “good lookin'” but not good enough to actually stop the vehicle and pick the “you” in question up immediately. You are “good lookin'” enough for later, however. And is the “you” in question supposed to simply wait there–and if so, for how long?
Or perhaps the car simply has no brakes. We may never know.
If anyone asks me what a “long distance dedication” is, there will be death.