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Your Weekend Justice #147: If You Had to Sleep With a Stooge

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast arrow in the quiver of Arrowette. And Arrowette is in the quiver of Galactus. Or something. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Officer Growler


  • Special The Unique Geek Crossover! (At last) which involves Green Arrow and sexism
  • Aaron vs. Uke!
  • Prepping for real recommendations from Scott
  • Clive Barker vs. a coma
  • Leigh vs. drugs
  • Alcohol report
  • Growlers, growlettes & Scott incessantly chortling
  • Kraken Rum Store
  • Info about shower curtains
  • Liam Neeson and the panel idea
  • Internet sales of alcohol
  • Sex and sports
  • Shows with enhancement
  • Scott vs. VCBs
  • Jon’s alcohol report
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  • Delinquents–our audience
  • Aaron vs. the gay bars
  • Tim Burton‘s The Three Stooges
  • Pressure washing!
  • The ScottC Cover Band
  • JLA Watchtower
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses
  • Information on the bus
  • Intolerance
  • RUPaul’s drag race. And zombies.
  • Boardwalk Empire and porn versions of things
  • Reducing French cinema to practically nothing
  • French and history. Sorta.
  • EuroDisney vs. Disney World
  • French Taken?
  • More Star Wars prequel talk
  • Scott’s porn book recommendation
  • Horn Photoshopping
  • The Slurpee/Mafia/Quantum Physics connection
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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