Tag - doomed

Hannah Montana: Zombie High

Montana Zombie Apocalypse Retracted, Blamed...

Well, as we often say, if it’s undead and bleeds, it leads. So here we go. A station in Montana interrupted their daytime television mayhem to announce that the zombie apocalypse had begun. Obviously, the local and/or federal...

Mouse drumming in hell

Your Monday Morning Mental Sorbet: David...

Each week we like to lead off with something that makes your head spin around. A little disorientation, our researchers have found, helps with the ability to make it through the work week relatively intact. So The Daily What states this is a...

Send Your Name to the Moon, Because Your Ass...

NASA is letting you submit your name so it can “print a certificate and have their name entered into a database. The database will be placed on a microchip that will be integrated onto the spacecraft.” What spacecraft? Why, the...

Skynet Watch: Robo-Jellyfish

Okay, so the signs are all coming together: Skynet will be among us any day now. And not content to rule the land, robots will soon be swarming the oceans. How do we know? Because they always start off so cute and cool…like in toys...

The World Without Us – Book Review

Published by: Thomas Dunne With all of the concern these days about Destroying the Planet, whether through our “carbon footprint” or not recycling, as well as “green” living being the new catchphrase, I was relieved...

ElmoSapien: Daniel H. Wilson, Call Your...

Okay, you might think that chimeras, in the genetic splicing sense, are terrifying and an affront to God and man. But here we truly have a situation where science has Gone Too Far: somebody has mashed up Elmo with a RoboSapien, spawning the...

Snapping Pumpkin!

Well, over on Daily Kicksplode we posted a bit about the power of a snapping turtle. During this time of year, however, you would be well advised to watch out for snapping pumpkins. You think, hmm, that pumpkin looks a bit odd, then before...

Derren Brown: Tricks of the Mind

Derren Brown Watch: Our Last, Best Hope

As I was pondering our inevitable destruction at the hands of the mind-menace, Derren Brown, and his ongoing invasion (and our advice to survive here and here) I thought: surely, surely all cannot be lost. There must be a champion who can...