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Your Weekend Justice #147: If You Had to Sleep With a Stooge
Posted on 02.10.12 by Widge @ 4:51 am

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast arrow in the quiver of Arrowette. And Arrowette is in the quiver of Galactus. Or something. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

Officer Growler

Agenda:

  • Special The Unique Geek Crossover! (At last) which involves Green Arrow and sexism
  • Aaron vs. Uke!
  • Prepping for real recommendations from Scott
  • Clive Barker vs. a coma
  • Leigh vs. drugs
  • Alcohol report
  • Growlers, growlettes & Scott incessantly chortling
  • Kraken Rum Store
  • Info about shower curtains
  • Liam Neeson and the panel idea
  • Internet sales of alcohol
  • Sex and sports
  • Shows with enhancement
  • Scott vs. VCBs
  • Jon's alcohol report
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 6 Comments




    Your Weekend Justice #146: Vicodin, Sterno and Toast
    Posted on 02.03.12 by Widge @ 5:30 am

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that wants to talk about pie. And it's got this really disturbing look on its face while it talks to you. About pie. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Scott Bakula

    Agenda:

  • ClassicalCast...with your host, Jon
  • The pill that saw its shadow
  • ToolCast...with your host, Jon
  • Rox would not say hipster
  • Harrison Ford and his legs
  • Alcohol report
  • Leigh and the euphemism rescue
  • The pie explanation
  • Glitter and furries
  • Luck and Deadwood and Dexter and shit
  • Rox vs. Dark Shadows
  • The return of Hammer
  • Grabbers
  • Sundance bitching
  • Shirt Tales vs. Nazis
  • Star Wars bitching!
  • Irish Yoda
  • Voodoo Doughnuts
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 6 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #145: Will Somebody Save Somebody?
    Posted on 01.27.12 by Widge @ 5:41 am

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that can go to a Dark Place at the drop of a hat. And not every listener will make it back alive. This is both warning...and promise. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Martha Stewart Coming Home Poncho

    Please note--an extra warning for this episode, in which terrible, sick jokes are made about children and taxidermy. In light of this, I would like to issue the following apology in advance:

    In my rush to make a joke, I incorrectly identified Boris Karloff's last film as 1968's Targets, when as you, of course, well know--it was instead 1971's The Incredible Invasion, released after his death. My apologies for any confusion or distress this slip-up may cause.

    Agenda:

  • Everyone vs. Beck
  • And then...Beckham
  • Stealth hooligans
  • What the hell is this thing, anyway?
  • Ass crack o'clock
  • Something about Jill and her nipple
  • The Matrix spoilers
  • Being a bitch for D&D
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 4 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #144: Cumberbitches, Just For the Hits
    Posted on 01.20.12 by Widge @ 6:45 am

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that spends an undue amount of time discussing Sherlock. But we are not Cumberbitches. Cumberbastards, maybe. Anyway. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Eric Roberts as Doctor Strange, no, The Mandarin, no The Master from Doctor Who the TV Movie

    Agenda:

  • Jon and Serv think globally, podcast locally
  • Alcatraz and Lost
  • Florida and Hawaii winters
  • Leigh's dog guest stars on the show
  • Fun with dead cons
  • Whose penis made that noise?
  • Kim makes an entrance
  • Sherlock, Doctor Who and Steven Moffat (huge MAJOR spoilers)
  • Writing women
  • Wold Newton and Tommy Westphall
  • Scott's grandmother vs. dentistry
  • Much love to Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Nobody mentions the Olympics
  • Irene Adler is Catwoman. And awesome. And hot.
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None



    Your Weekend Justice #143: So You Think You Can Prance
    Posted on 01.13.12 by Widge @ 6:27 am

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that wants to rub things on your unmentionables--but it's okay, it's all in the name of exercise. Just keep telling yourself that. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Thurston Howell

    Agenda:

  • Scott's Lilith Fair adventure
  • Atlanta, peaches and beer
  • Widge vs. Skype
  • Dogs and food
  • Cats that will eat your face
  • Book recommendations for Aaron!
  • Xbox talk
  • Walking Dead game
  • Lunchables for Kidlet
  • Jon's run
  • Running vs. body parts
  • Scott and "it."
  • Deodorizing testicles
  • Crazy walkin' bitch!
  • Jon's pre-run routine
  • The secret of Gu
  • Women vs. toenails
  • Sherlock discussion (spoilers)
  • Leigh vs. Rob
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 4 Comments



    The Proper Response to a Failed Joke is Sometimes... a T-Shirt
    Posted on 01.10.12 by Widge @ 2:26 pm
    Crickets T-Shirt

    There are many times in real life (whatever that means) where the Weekend Justice Sound Board could come in handy. Being a member of the Weekend Justice League has its perks. Well, one or two, anyway. One is that "Crickets" can be called/declared by any one of us and the WEJ Sound Board is there to oblige. But you may have a friend who is horrible at telling jokes. Or a college professor who bores the tits off you. Or just a politician that needs to be shown that he's putting you to sleep.

    Whatever the occasion: when you wear this shirt, you can simply show off your chest--or if you need emphasis, point to it. If we were Thinkgeek, you could then touch the letters and the noise would erupt from hidden speakers in the garment. But we are not Thinkgeek. So just use your imagination, like we always had to do before the advent of t-shirt sound FX technology. (Kids, ask your parents.)

    The shirt is available in multiple styles...all of which can be found in our Need Coffee Zazzle Store. Enjoy!

    Categorized as: Weekend Justice
    Comments: 1 Comment



    Your Weekend Justice #142: Sipping Something From the Haunted Coffee Pot
    Posted on 01.06.12 by Widge @ 6:48 am

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that got you a bunch of stuff that was the wrong size for Christmas, and made paper dolls out of the gift receipt. So. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Sorry, Leigh

    Agenda:

  • How this podcast is like a mutated sexually transmitted disease
  • Irish heathen television
  • Jon explains Big Lebowski
  • Jon vs. Mission Impossible (SPOILERS)
  • Proof that referencing the clip show does not put your clip in the clip show
  • Welcome to the States, Aaron!
  • Rox vs. The Wicker Sequel
  • Snoop Dogg vs. Martha Stewart vs. Christopher Lee
  • Ancient Aliens
  • American Horror Story
  • Haunted coffee pot!
  • Leigh vs. SCIENCE!
  • The Doctor Who Xmas Special
  • Rox vs. Tintin
  • Scott's New Year's Eve Special
  • Pineapple vs. Lady Parts!
  • MAN-BITCH!
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 6 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice: The 2011 Year-End Edition
    Posted on 12.30.11 by Widge @ 6:14 am
    Lady Justice

    It's Weekend Justice: the podcast that nods and smiles at your New Year's resolutions and then enables you to break/forget every single last damn one of them. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. Especially so given this year-end, outtakes episode. You have been warned.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

    [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None



    Your Weekend Justice #141B: 12 Days of Trainwreck: Behind the Scenes
    Posted on 12.23.11 by Widge @ 7:38 am
    8 Maids a Milking

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. And we're here with a special Christmas bonus not-really-an-episode. We were asked to take part in a Christmas compilation project for charity. It was decided that we should do our own version of "The 12 Days of Christmas." Almost thirty minutes of unusable material followed. We share them with you now. As always, this is not fit for human consumption. But enjoy it anyway.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for...doing the best he could with what he had to work with.

    BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab this feed here. If you like us, why not rate us? We don't bite. Mostly.

    Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

    To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #141B: 12 Days of Trainwreck: Behind the Scenes, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None



    Your Weekend Justice #141: How to Ship Your Mother
    Posted on 12.16.11 by Widge @ 4:43 am

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that purchased Christmas memories off of eBay only to find they were Region 3. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Maimed Gingerbread Cookies

    Agenda:

  • Jon and the Inches
  • The Krampus
  • Cake batter and cookie dough
  • Tuffley's amazing mic
  • Kim's got a brand new bag
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Put it in the box! (Carefully)
  • George Lucas and the Krampus
  • Waffle Houses and Florida
  • The New Daddy
  • Blame Scott
  • Happy Holidays and age
  • Xbox friends aren't your real friends
  • Pixellated nipples!
  • Math jokes
  • Sex vs. Twitter
  • Christmas Memories
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 1 Comment



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